Ramona Quimby, a bike mechanic and an organic chicken walk into a brewpub. Ramona: Bartender, is your beer wind-powered? Bartender: You bet. But we don't serve chickens. Ramona: But this chicken can impersonate Storm Large! Bartender: Is this a joke? Bike Mechanic: (strikes Virabhadrasana). No, dude. It's Portland.